I Got ADHD A Damn Hard Dick Shirt

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
T Shirt
Unisex Tee
 
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
T Shirt
Unisex Tee
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17.25 in 25.5 in
M 19.25 in 26 in
L 21.25 in 27 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in
T Shirt
Ladies Tee
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 43.8 cm 64.8 cm
M 48.9 cm 66 cm
L 54 cm 68.6 cm
XL 59 cm 71 cm
2XL 64 cm 71.8 cm
3XL 69.2 cm 73.7 cm
T Shirt
Ladies Tee
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
Sweatshirt
Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
Sweatshirt
Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
Hoodie
Unisex Hoodie
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
Hoodie
Unisex Hoodie
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
 
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
Long Sleeve
Unisex Long Sleeve
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
Long Sleeve
Unisex Long Sleeve
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
T Shirt
Youth Tee
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
T Shirt
Youth Tee
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 16 in 27 in
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
Tank Top
Tank Top
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 40.6 cm 68.6 cm
S 45.7 cm 71 cm
M 50.8 cm 73.6 cm
L 55.9 cm 76.2 cm
XL 61 cm 78.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 83.8 cm
3XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
Tank Top
Tank Top
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 14 in 27 in
S 15 in 27.5 in
M 16 in 28 in
L 17 in 28.5 in
XL 18 in 29 in
2XL 19 in 29.5 in
Tank Top
Tank Top
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 35.6 cm 68.6 cm
S 38 cm 69.8 cm
M 40.6 cm 71.1 cm
L 43.2 cm 72.4 cm
XL 45.7 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 48.3 cm 74.9 cm
Tank Top
Tank Top
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Size Bust (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 18 28 21.5
M 20 29 22
L 22 30 22.5
XL 24 31 23
2XL 26 32 23.5
3XL 28 33 24
Raglan Jersey
Unisex Raglan Jersey
  • 50/25/25 polyester/combed ring-spun cotton/rayon, 32 singles
  • Fabric laundered
  • 1x1 triblend baby rib set-in collar
  • Side seams
  • Curved bottom hem, flatlock finish
  • Satin label
Size Bust (cm) Length (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 45.7 71.1 54.6
M 50.8 73.7 55.9
L 55.9 76.2 57.2
XL 61.0 78.7 58.4
2XL 66.0 81.3 59.7
3XL 71.1 83.8 61.0
Raglan Jersey
Unisex Raglan Jersey
  • 50/25/25 polyester/combed ring-spun cotton/rayon, 32 singles
  • Fabric laundered
  • 1x1 triblend baby rib set-in collar
  • Side seams
  • Curved bottom hem, flatlock finish
  • Satin label
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 14 in 17 in
YM 16 in 19.5 in
YL 18.75 in 23 in
YXL 20.5 in 24.5 in
Hoodie
Youth Pullover Hoodie
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 35.5 cm 43.2 cm
YM 40.6 cm 49.5 cm
YL 47.6 cm 58.4 cm
YXL 52.1 cm 62.2 cm
Hoodie
Youth Pullover Hoodie
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
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The I Got ADHD A Damn Hard Dick Shirt is designed for those who love fearless humor, wordplay, and bold fashion. This design uses a playful joke that instantly captures attention, making it a popular choice for parties, festivals, casual gatherings, and anyone who enjoys unique meme culture. Clear typography on a white background keeps the look sharp while letting the message speak for itself.

T-shirt “I Have ADHD and a Hard Penis” – A Loud Joke That Instantly Captures Attention

Made from soft, breathable cotton or a cotton blend, this shirt offers a light and comfortable feel for everyday wear. The classic unisex fit allows for comfortable movement without being too loose or too tight. Sturdy stitching helps the shirt maintain its shape after multiple washes, while the smooth print surface ensures the image stays sharp for a long time.

I Got ADHD A Damn Hard Dick Shirt
I Got ADHD A Damn Hard Dick Shirt

The design uses large black lettering on a crisp white background for maximum contrast and readability. The stacked lettering gives the shirt a retro poster feel while keeping the humor at the center. The slogan delivers bold, humorous energy, ideal for those who enjoy satirical fashion and viral humor. Short sleeves, a crew neck, and a simple silhouette make it easy to pair with jeans, joggers, shorts, or layered streetwear.

This shirt is a hilarious gift for strong-willed friends, prank-loving colleagues, bachelor/bachelorette parties, or anyone who collects unique printed t-shirts. It’s a fun surprise gift for birthdays, holidays, or humorous themed events.

Bring bold humor into your wardrobe . Designed for comfort and eye-catching style, this t-shirt is the perfect choice for anyone who loves witty jokes and standout style. Add it to your collection today and wear something everyone will surely remember.

 

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1. Order Processing Time

All orders are processed within 3–5 business days after payment confirmation. During this time, we complete:
  • Order verification
  • Quality inspection
  • Secure packaging
Orders will not be processed on weekends or US holidays, including:
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  • Thanksgiving Day
  • Christmas Eve & Christmas Day (Dec 24–25)

2. Shipping Methods, Delivery Time & Cost

Domestic (United States)

  • Method: Standard Road Shipping
  • Estimated Delivery Time: 8-12 business days (after processing)
  • Flat Rate: $5.99 per order
  • Carriers: USPS, UPS, or FedEx (selected based on location, package size, and service availability)

International (Europe, Canada & Australia)

  • Method: Standard International Shipping
  • Estimated Delivery: 10–15 business days (after processing)
  • Flat Rate: $13 per order
  • Carriers: DHL, UPS, Yun Express, or Yanwen (depending on region)
After your order is shipped, you will receive a confirmation email with tracking information. Please note that delivery times may vary due to holidays, destination country, and courier service operations.

3. Delivery Area

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  • International: Europe, Canada, and Australia (standard shipping only)

4. Shipping Information

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  • Shipping carrier operations
  • Customs procedures
  • Weather conditions
  • Holidays
  • Incomplete or inaccurate shipping information
While we always strive for on-time delivery, Ettagrove is not responsible for delays caused by third-party carriers or external circumstances. For urgent orders, we recommend allowing extra time for delivery, especially during peak seasons.

Additional Information

Multiple Delivery Addresses Our system currently does not support delivery to multiple addresses in a single order. To deliver to different locations, please place separate orders. Customs Fees & VAT (International Orders) All international shipments are processed on a DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid) basis. Ettagrove does not collect VAT or import duties at checkout. Any applicable customs fees, VAT, or import duties are the responsibility of the recipient upon delivery. We recommend checking with your local customs office for more information.

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